5.13.2009

In the Event of The Zombie Apocalypse...




Eat dog food. Apparently most people can't tell the difference anyway. Honestly, some of the stuff we give Cheese and Hiro looks like it would be pretty good if I cooked it up.

What kills me about this test is not that only 1 in 6 people recognized that they were eating dog food but that they had to have some sort of angry reaction to that. "Um, this is dog food, assholes." Plus, for the other 5 people, did the scientists tell them after it was over?

Subject: "All of that shit was terrible!"

Scientist 1: "Well, it should be. It's fucking dog food."

Scientist 2: "Can you believe they ate that stuff?! Chumps!"

2 comments:

Cody Girl said...

haha ha Bring som ein for Brian to try-- Ive had liverwurst there-- maybe he wont know the difference. p.s. Is that your dog?! He's cute!

Cody Girl said...

Also I wonder if the three people that did know it was dog food-- was because they had had it before. Aannndd 18 people is a pretty small amount to test if you ask me-- maybe they had never had the other stuff before even-- aahhh