SLOTHS!

Even though they go the opposite of Puma Speed, these sloths kick ass. While you're at it, check out The Lonely Island, the site of Andy Samberg and the guys who do all of the digital shorts for SNL, one of which I've already posted. They've got a movie coming out this summer and everything! It looks hil-goddamed-ass-bastard-larious!

This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all year, mostly because it was either this or get Jamie a new dress and a nice dinner.

Well, to be honest, I gave her this later. The waiter was like "And here's our dessert fondue menu," and I was like "No thank you my good sir, I have a special desert for my baby right here." She loved it.