More Ways to Profit From Dogs

I already posted about an idea to rent puppies so guys can pick up girls, now Chapman University is taking a more therapeutic approach and offering puppies to students to relieve stress. This would have been totally awesome to have at Eau Claire. In fact, why not have dog vestibules all over? Having a shitty day? Stop by the Dog Cube in the US Bank skyway and frolick with some puppies! Plus, it would double as a dog daycare for people who don't want to drive home on their lunch break and let their dogs out to pee and poop.

Hey, Remember That Time We Locked You In a Dumpster?

Introducing Cheese, the coolest dog on this whole damned planet! We got him on Sunday and he is a flippin' genius. He already rings a bell to go to the bathroom and when I woke up last night I think I heard him reciting poetry. Plus yesterday he balanced my checkbook.

When I brought him to a Fat Tire event at Nicollet Island it also gave Gregoire an idea that we could buy cheap puppies and rent them out to guys to take to the park and meet girls. Of course, we wouldn't need that, but some of you losers out there would. 50 bucks for one afternoon of awkward conversation with girls out of your league? What a deal!